The parallax effects of Apple’s new iOS 7 platform have left some iPhone 5S and other iOS 7 upgraded smartphone users with bouts of nausea. While users can turn off the parallax effects that seems like a hack and not a cure.
Thankfully Jimmy Kimmel and his talk show writers have come up with an over-the-counter drug that can fix your nausea problems.
The product is called “Stop Looking at Your F***ing Phone Every 5 Seconds.”
So how do you use the product? First you take the pill, then you stop looking at your iPhone every 5 seconds.
Before use be aware that the Jimmy Kimmel created product can lead to some pretty crazy side effects. Users may find themselves making eye contact with other people, making facial expressions after years of staring at monitors, and engaging in real life conversations that don’t include the words LOL, BRB, and TTFS.
A YouTube user jokes: “My doctor prescribed me to the stronger dose “Stop looking at your f***ing iPhone every 15 seconds.”
Full disclosure: This is not a real product. I feel it necessary to point this fact out since half our readers are probably on their iPhone 5S or iOS 7 upgraded phone. At which point, this article is already making you sick and unable to concentrate on its not-so-subtle link to a humorous video.
Have you suffered from iOS 7 parallax effects? Do you spend way too much time staring at your smartphone?
