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How exciting– now Lauren Conrad’s “talent” is coming into question. Perhaps she’s not a real designer after all, and we can just stop with the charades. Be still my beating heart!
According […]

Heidi and Spencer were snapped this week checking out Malibu homes and engaging in the usual “romantic” mack-sesh to remind us that they are totally infatuated with each other. From the looks of The Hills Season Four trailer (yeah, I watched it), they are really good at faking getting along. The weird thing is that […]

Audrina already gets paid too much for doing too little. . . and apparently she also commands paid-for appearances at clubs at the going rate of $5,000 per hour! Thanks to TheDirty.com, we get to experience the wonder that is her freshly-inked deal with a San Diego Club. Audrina’s on a get-paid-for-doing-nothing streak and (like […]

Lauren Conrad inadvertently spiced things up when she was spotted exiting a club and showing off more than she probably intended. While there was no nip in sight, her dress did dip dangerously low– is she going to net more male Hills fans with that maneuver?!
Since Lauren’s always played it safe, it’s actually refreshing to […]

Heidi Montag finally trotted off to register to vote after being criticized for being a hypocrite. . . yep, she was urging everyone to vote without actually registering herself, but she’s finally taken care of that problem! (Yay?) She registered in L.A. yesterday, and I guess there was something pretty hot about the whole thing, […]

Heidi turned another semi about-face when she found yet another way to get US Weekly to talk about her. (Okay, they were quoting USA Today, but it stills counts.) She’s going to be a Christian music star now, y’all!
The “non-denominational Baptist” told USA Today that “I have been the most religious person since I was […]

Forget Angelina Jolie. I am so freaked out by reports that Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt have bought $10,000 worth of guns to protect themselves, I’m actually beside myself.
A “friend” of the two revealed that “They wanted the exact guns that the U.S. Delta Force uses” and that “Spencer wants to be prepared for anything,” […]

Heidi Montag, of Hills glory, tried to ensure a summer of horribly corny photoshoots by strapping on a fake belly. Unfortunately for her, one very close and reliable member of her entourage has outed her plan before she could even get it in motion:
“This summer, Heidi plans to wear loose clothes and even strap on […]

I will be so jealous of you if you have no idea who Heidi Montag is, because I truly wish that she had never come into my life. Just like Katie Holmes, we’re looking at yet another oddly brainwashed girl from whom we can’t escape. It’s too bad that The Hills has been picked up […]