Kid rings police after parents confiscate Xbox

True (and depressing) story: some little sod from Illinois has called 911 on his parents after they punished him by taking away his Xbox 360. Ugh. The Chicago Tribune reports that the boy hung up before the emergency ... continue

Fanboys vindicated: studies indicate comics “just as good” as books

If your geeky kid won't come up out of the basement and stop reading comic books, it may not be such a bad thing. (Unless your kid is thirty-five and jobless.) A new study indicates that comic books ... continue

Little Buddy child tracker keeps tabs on kids so you don’t have to

Does your pesky kid have a habit of sneaking off while you're trying to level up on WoW or watch Oprah? Now you can watch your kid without ever having to watch your kid, thanks to the Insignia ... continue

Now this is dedication

You definitely can’t fault the kid for his dedication. Related posts:Nicole Kidman Gets a Cute Dedication from Keith; Will Pop at Any Moment continue

Strollers: For the ladies

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Odd child doesn’t want to leave the Verizon store

I'm (arguably) a grown-up and places like that make me throw tantrums. Anyway, his momma ain't havin' that, and she uses the much-derided child-leash to show him who's boss. Related posts:If Batman and Superman had a love child….Child pushed ... continue

Coming soon to the Nintendo DS: A glucose reader

You know how kids never know where the hell one pair of their eighty pairs of shoes are but they can always find their favorite toys? For parents of kids with chronic health problems, that issue is upgraded ... continue

We can only hope our kids could be this cool

Well actually with the help of Kid Kustoms your kid could be the cool one on the block. With a little magic from a conversion kit you can turn their pretty standard trike (even ... continue

Never mind crack – is your kid smoking Smarties?

And all I had to worry about growing up was getting busted smoking cigarettes. Now parents have to worry about the straight to the brain addiction of Smarties. Yes folks kids are taking those multi colored ... continue

Child porn laws being turn on their heads – by the kids themselves

Many of the laws that are in place to protect our children from abuse and as objects of child pornography are a good thing. Unfortunately though those same laws are being called into question because some of ... continue

I Hate Sandcastles

There's nothing worse as a kid having your sandcastle washed away, kicked over, or taken over by another kid. This cute little kid though has had enough, and simply says "I hate sandcastles." Related posts:Lulz: Small boy complains ... continue

Kids Believe Technology Will Supplement (Not Replace) Books

This post should not be seen by my kids. You see, whenever I see them go online, I always urge them to read a book instead. Though my work entails going online for most of the day, ... continue