[VIDEO] Ridiculous child gets Xbox 360, screams house down

Watching kids get a buzz from opening their Christmas presents? I always found that stuff kind of adorable - until this little brat opened his new Xbox 360 and promptly perforated my beautiful eardrums with his wretched ... continue

Idiot rings police after child refuses to stop playing game

Remember the brat who phoned the cops after his parents took away his Xbox 360? Well, now the parents are at it, with one mother from Boston calling in the fuzz after her 14-year-old son refused to ... continue

The past decade, as described by 9-year-olds

It's oft repeated and likely untrue that there's an old Chinese "curse"- "may you live in interesting times." The years between 2000 and 2010- while certainly interesting- have also been largely a dazzling mosaic of suck. Wars, unrest, ... continue

Kid rings police after parents confiscate Xbox

True (and depressing) story: some little sod from Illinois has called 911 on his parents after they punished him by taking away his Xbox 360. Ugh. The Chicago Tribune reports that the boy hung up before the emergency ... continue

Fanboys vindicated: studies indicate comics “just as good” as books

If your geeky kid won't come up out of the basement and stop reading comic books, it may not be such a bad thing. (Unless your kid is thirty-five and jobless.) A new study indicates that comic books ... continue

Little Buddy child tracker keeps tabs on kids so you don’t have to

Does your pesky kid have a habit of sneaking off while you're trying to level up on WoW or watch Oprah? Now you can watch your kid without ever having to watch your kid, thanks to the Insignia ... continue

Now this is dedication

You definitely can’t fault the kid for his dedication. continue

Strollers: For the ladies

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Odd child doesn’t want to leave the Verizon store

I'm (arguably) a grown-up and places like that make me throw tantrums. Anyway, his momma ain't havin' that, and she uses the much-derided child-leash to show him who's boss. continue

Coming soon to the Nintendo DS: A glucose reader

You know how kids never know where the hell one pair of their eighty pairs of shoes are but they can always find their favorite toys? For parents of kids with chronic health problems, that issue is upgraded ... continue

We can only hope our kids could be this cool

Well actually with the help of Kid Kustoms your kid could be the cool one on the block. With a little magic from a conversion kit you can turn their pretty standard trike (even ... continue

Never mind crack – is your kid smoking Smarties?

And all I had to worry about growing up was getting busted smoking cigarettes. Now parents have to worry about the straight to the brain addiction of Smarties. Yes folks kids are taking those multi colored ... continue