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Heidi and Spencer were snapped this week checking out Malibu homes and engaging in the usual “romantic” mack-sesh to remind us that they are totally infatuated with each other. From the […]

Okay, that’s it. Now I’m just afraid for Heidi and Spencer. First it was the (touching?) firing-range practice in honor of Heidi’s late stepbrother, now it’s a visit to the Middle East.
Heidi told Extra! in a new interview that they’re planning their trip with the help of John McCain’s daughter Meghan, and that “My brother […]

Tributes– of any kind– are meant to be respected, but I had to raise an eyebrow at Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt’s choice to honor Heidi’s step-brother Eric O’Hara, who died in late February. PEOPLE ran into Heidi and Spencer at a firing range earlier this week, where oh-so-classy Spencer threw in a joke before […]

Lauren Conrad admitted in a recent issue of L.A. Direct that she had no idea she’d get this far– because “I always say this isn’t what I signed up for. I thought I signed up for a one-episode documentary.” (Um, neither did we.) But despite the initial shock, Lauren has built up an empire, Direct […]

Heidi Montag finally trotted off to register to vote after being criticized for being a hypocrite. . . yep, she was urging everyone to vote without actually registering herself, but she’s finally taken care of that problem! (Yay?) She registered in L.A. yesterday, and I guess there was something pretty hot about the whole thing, […]

Heidi turned another semi about-face when she found yet another way to get US Weekly to talk about her. (Okay, they were quoting USA Today, but it stills counts.) She’s going to be a Christian music star now, y’all!
The “non-denominational Baptist” told USA Today that “I have been the most religious person since I was […]

Insert Jazz Hands Here: Heidi’s new single is called “Fashion,” and despite attempts to make it sound better with lots of fancy studio effects and the magic of foreign language, it’s still torturous. As if French could make Heidi seem classy– nice try! Enjoy:
I’m too fab-u-lous / I’m so fierce that it’s so nuts / […]

Forget Angelina Jolie. I am so freaked out by reports that Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt have bought $10,000 worth of guns to protect themselves, I’m actually beside myself.
A “friend” of the two revealed that “They wanted the exact guns that the U.S. Delta Force uses” and that “Spencer wants to be prepared for anything,” […]

(And we love it.) Seriously, how easy is it to make fun of somebody like that, especially because his self-esteem is so high and you’d love to take him down a notch or two? The gem of the interview:
Letterman: “What are you doing in your life?”
Pratt: “Working with a 12 year old musician who […]

It’s pretty ironic that Heidi Montag whipped out her “I Want More Privacy” t-shirt (for the second time in a row, I might add) after she made it perfectly clear that she makes her dough right off of her public, anyway. WTF, Heidi?
If she’s wearing this tee just for more attention, then she’s a lot […]

Would you do something ridiculous for 3 million dollars? I would: ruin my fashion sense, make me say stupid things, even make me sing if I’ll be getting a payout like that. I suppose that puts me in the same boat as Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt of The Hills, who have more or less […]

Ooooh, Spencer Pratt is a sly one. His advice column is really taking off now that he’s attacking issues close to heart, like being a “star f*cker.” In Spencer’s case, it’s a “reality show, two-bit, minor league f*cker,” but he’s certainly prepared to handle questions of this nature. The deal:
The Question: I met this guy […]

Heidi Montag, of Hills glory, tried to ensure a summer of horribly corny photoshoots by strapping on a fake belly. Unfortunately for her, one very close and reliable member of her entourage has outed her plan before she could even get it in motion:
“This summer, Heidi plans to wear loose clothes and even strap on […]