Dear Friends: When you ask me why I haven't watched Project Runway or Ru Paul's Drag Race, this is why.
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However, they don't facilitate picking up cute boys as much and are far more awkward to borrow from a stranger.
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It sounds sad, but it's really how you discover Cheez Its crumbled into Chef Boyardee spaghetti and meatballs is kinda delicious at 2 AM.
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Tending to actual daisies or tending to the ones in Castleville? One gives you coins, just sayin'.
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Okay, those words may seem to never go together, but this enterprising redditor left a note for his doctor- purportedly, uh, near the site of the procedure- ahead of one. Lawl.
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Actually, this guy is brave- sometimes it's like you want to burn down the house just to be safe.
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Well, asking nicely doesn't always work, so this is another approach if it comes to that.
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Taking a phone pic in the mirror, the old school way.
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Even if you've been out of school for decades, you know this feeling.
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As Facebook keeps updating our profile layouts, people trying to riff on it cleverly have to get ever more creative- here's one girl's "Portal" themed effort.
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Oh, wow. This is just... it's one thing to be friend zoned, but to this degree and it's immortalized on Facebook? Just brutal.
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This person understands, because the double-giant Nutella can never be left behind at Costco.
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Also known as a visual illustration of like every job interview ever.
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I think it is pretty safe to say that this guy (or girl) is doing it right.
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It's impressive, but then when you get to the last line, mind= blown.
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Why complicate matters? This is basically all you need to know.
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No matter how disturbing the OP is, there's always someone to get up in there and bring it to 11.
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It's like sometimes you feel bad for Nickelback because everyone hates them so much but then you hear one of their songs and it's like "ohhh..."
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The Nokia RAZR had that sweet-ass web browser that almost let you check movie times from your phone.
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If you're female, you're either a hoverer or you want to pelt hoverers with tampon applicators at close range.
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It almost kind of feels like it used to, being confronted with a new piece of technology, when you have to break out your handwriting skills.
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