Moving a Pic in MS Word [Graph]

While this is a great place for a Mac superiority joke, seriously, couldn't they have made this more intuitive by now? Read >

Facebook Perjury

Okay, maybe it's not perjury, but this Facebook update has to be some kind of illegal. Read >

Dad Shoots Laptop, Get This Man a Cigarette and a Scotch!

Yesterday, we posted about the story making parenting headlines consistently across the world, with the headline "dad shoots laptop!" I consider myself a fairly enlightened parent. We shop at Trader Joe's, we vote democrat, bedtimes are not heavily ... Read >

Picture A Day Project Captures Results of Bar Fight [Video]

"Everyday" is an app for the iPhone that makes it easy for people to take a picture of themselves everyday. The app is typically used to track slow changes as a person ages, grows their hair out, ... Read >

Scumbag DNA

Also makes sitting on the couch watching Buffy reruns with a can of frosting feel good, makes running feel bad. Read >

Dad Shoots Laptop, Outrages Teens, Inspires Parents Across the Internet [Video]

Tommy Jordan has a 15-year-old daughter who doesn't do her chores. Tommy Jordan also has a 15-year-old daughter who has a laptop full of bullet holes. The North Carolina father decided to teach his daughter a lesson for ... Read >

Facebook Duck Hunting

Finally, someone, somewhere has devised a way to make duck face even remotely amusing. Read >

Scumbag Edward Cullen

Only one of the many, many awful things about the entire Twilight horror. Read >

How We All Stay Safe!

My daughter saw this and said she won't have any bad dreams anymore! Read >

Facebooking Dad Win

I don't know about you, but I want to be this girl's dad when I grow up. Read >

Purple Squirrel Puzzling People in Pennsylvania Gets Released Back Into the Wild

After puzzling people Pennsylvania for a few days, the purple squirrel has been released back into the wilderness. The strange creature, and internet celebrity, was captured last week by Percy and Connie Elmert. Connie said: "I kept telling my husband ... Read >

Darth Vader on Fatherhood

The sentiment is funny, but does anyone else really want to know the background story to this pic? Read >

Woolly Mammoth Captured on Film in Siberia [Video]

Shocking news from Siberia. The woolly mammoth is not extinct. A government engineer captured a massive woolly mammoth taking a stroll through a river in Siberia. Of course, several people are calling the video a hoax. LiveScience reports ... Read >

The ultimate Valentine’s Day engagement party courtesy of Pizza Hut. Value: $10,010

Okay I'm not sure how well your hopeful betrothed would feel about you popping the big question on Valentine's Day with Pizza Hut in tow, although I'm sure the ring would help mitigate the WTF look on ... Read >

Not Sure If, Occupy Edition

Heh, I thought I was the only one who felt that way reading the news, Fry. Read >

Coolest Grandpa’s Coolest Business Card

Well, it makes sense. If you lived 80 plus years, you probably tire of giving this speech. Still, plus one internets, Grandpa! Read >

Yes Martha, there is indeed a company that makes and sells fake dog poop [Video]

Of course fake dog poop has been around since before I was even born (hey, no smart-ass cracks there bub) but even though their ads could be found on the back of things like comic books or ... Read >

How to Break Up Around Valentine’s Day

Sometimes, keeping it simple just doesn't work, and you have to go all gaslight on that shit. [Source unknown] Read >

Thief Turns Self In After Finding Child Porn on Cellphone, Gets Fined $400

A thief in the city of Ballarat in southwest Australia made a perverted discovery after stealing two cellphones from an unattended car. The unnamed man found child pornography on the phones and decided to turn himself into police ... Read >

Clubbing Baby Seals

This joke is older than your mom, but the adorable baby seals totally make it worth a repost. Read >

$900 Trillion Suit Against NYC ACS Actually Quite Clever

Yesterday, news that a woman was suing New York City in a $900 trillion suit began ping-ponging its way around the web, with most stories focusing on the insinuation that the woman behind the suit- Fausat Ogunbayo- ... Read >

Florida Judge Rules Man Must Take Wife on Date to Red Lobster

Fort Lauderdale, Florida- A judge in Broward County, Florida has made international headlines after an unconventional ruling in a domestic assault case in his jurisdiction- ordering a man who came before him to take his wife on ... Read >