Do you know when you get really tired of doing things like pressing the space bar, soyoujustdon’t, or maybe the shift key, so you leave everything in ALL CAPS? Me neither, but apparently Kanye West does! He took to his blog to inform us that he’s not angry, but he likes to hold the phone to one ear and type:

“SIDEBAR: I USE ALL CAPS CAUSE I’M LAZY NOT MAD. I TYPE WITH ONE HAND AND HOLD THE PHONE WITH THE OTHER.”

No bluetooth? No headset? I don’t believe it. Of course, there are other reasons for one-handed typing, but I’m not going to go there. I just think he finally realized that his blog etiquette sucks, and that he’s got to come up with a reason.