You can sleep well again, the “Butt Bandit” has been captured

Valentine, Nebraska police have apprehended a man who was leaving the imprints of his behind on store windows.

Locally known as the “Butt Bandit,” the unnamed 35 year old man started pressing his rear on glass in 2007, and occasionally his groin, but naturally only after coating both in lotion or petroleum jelly first.

After years of mystery, and fears that copy-cats may have been taking Nebraska down the path to butt pressing madness, the man was caught in the act by police early Wednesday morning. He hasn’t been charged yet reports MSNBC.

The Butt Bandit’s biggest butt pressing raids include virtually all the windows at a local hotel being imprinted.

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