Oh my…God in my Salami!

We’ve seen all sorts of strange religious related appearances before, but this one surely sizzles. A South Florida woman frying salami was shocked to find that God had left his mark, in the form of his name.

Nancy Simoes claims that she didn’t see God coming, but none the less managed to discover the letters across three pieces of salami in order. She told local media that some people may think she’s crazy, but “I can’t make this up. … it’s there in the burn marks.”

The only remaining question for Simoes is how to preserve the salami for its inevitable sale on eBay. A local TV report as follows:

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