Category: Odd + Funny Author : Duncan Riley Posted: August 12, 2008
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Has Bigfoot Been Found?


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Two Bigfoot hunters claim they have the body of one and plan to release a photo and what they claim is DNA evidence at a news conference in Palo Alto on Friday.

The Bigfoot is claimed to have been found in the woods of northern Georgia by Matthew Whitton and Rick Dyer, and the claim is being supported by a Bay Area Bigfoot researcher Tom Biscardi, a multiple local Democratic candidate.

The press release as follows. A site claiming to have the first pics is down, but here’s the link in case it comes back up, although the pic top right is said to be one of the shots currently available. Other sites are suggesting this could be the “real deal;” who knows, we’ll have to wait for the press conference and the proof.

UPDATE: Cryptomundo just loaded for me and this is the pic they have, real or not real???

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
August 12, 2008
BIGFOOT BODY FOUND
DNA evidence and photo evidence to be presented at a
PRESS CONFERENCE
to be held on
Date: Friday, August 15, 2008
Time: From 12Noon-1:00pm
Place: Cabana Hotel-Palo Alto (A Crown Plaza Resort) 4290 El Camino Real, Palo Alto, California 94306

Searching for Bigfoot, Inc. Menlo Park, California
Tom Biscardi, CEO

BIGFOOT BODY FOUND - EVIDENCE AND DNA DETAILS TO BE PRESENTED AT A PRESS CONFERENCE ON FRIDAY, AUGUST 15th

FROM 12 N00N TO 1:00PM AT THE CABANA HOTEL-PALO ALTO IN PALO ALTO, CALIFORNIA

A body that may very well be the body of the creature commonly known as “Bigfoot” has been found in the woods in northern Georgia.

DNA evidence and photo evidence of the creature will be presented in a press conference on Friday, August 15th from 12 Noon to 1:00pm at the Cabana Hotel-Palo Alto at 4290 El Camino Real in Palo Alto, California, 94306. The press conference will not be open to the public. It will only be open to credentialed members of the press.
Here are some of the vital statistics on the “Bigfoot” body:
*The creature is seven feet seven inches tall.
*It weighs over five hundred pounds.
*The creature looks like it is part human and part ape-like.
*It is male.
*It has reddish hair and blackish-grey eyes.
*It has two arms and two legs, and five fingers on each hand and
five toes on each foot.
*The feet are flat and similar to human feet.
*Its footprint is sixteen and three-quarters inches long and five and three-quarters inches wide at the heel.
*From the palm of the hand to the tip of the middle finger, its hands are
eleven and three-quarters inches long and six and one-quarter inches wide.
*The creatures walk upright. (Several of them were sighted on the same day that the body was found.)
*The teeth are more human-like than ape-like.
*DNA tests are currently being done and the current DNA and photo evidence will be presented at the press conference on Friday, August 15th.


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  • maggie
    that has got to smell.. if its real and they thawed it out. which was a very stupid thing to do..
    its gonna reek!
  • hikimber6
    Ugh...Did ya not read the whole thing...THE FREEZER WENT OUT UMKAY...Man u ppl dont pay attention to shit huh..
  • Goonie4Life
    You guys are all losers. Having a chatroom over this stupid find that will turn out to be fake. Dont you people have Jobs, something to do, get laid, something, get off your moms computer and go jack off to some more star wars toys, dorks!
  • thief
    lol why the fck did u spend the time to read all this shyt and reply too xD

    what a hypocrit
  • goonieisstupid
    you dweeb! are you that stupid. finding things like that are their jobs
  • da truth
    your a goonie (out kast / loser) how bout gettin off of everyones dicks and go comment on how ur a stupid crack smokin ass still wettin the bed wearin ur ur moms undies while sniffin ur dads balls.not everybody is a cockin suckin loser like you some of hope their is more to this world then asshole cock suckers like you.while dont u go get a hobbie instead of join chats and talkin shit through the web hidin behind a screen name.what do u work at wal-mart or sumthin. no no i know u work at wendys as the manager.go get a job u fuckin tard.
  • Lol Goonie Fails.
    lol you fail.
  • goonie The Douche
    really Goonie, Im not sure if you are aware but you are on the site commenting. Doesn't that make you an even bigger asshole than the rest of us curious people whom were most likely checking out something that has held the worlds fascination for years over? Here's a good one for ya, check the time I wrote this...I just got home from drinking with a bunch of girls all night. Not to float my own boat but I fuckin guarantee I get laid infintismly more than you and Im quite sure most everyone else does too. Not trying to hurt your feelings or damage your security blanket, but "jerking off to star wars toys", kinda random almost like you have experience, like maybe a little Freudian slip? Have a swell time digesting that and think twice before being a hippocrite next time.
  • Haha
    "Here's a good one for ya, check the time I wrote this...I just got home from drinking with a bunch of girls all night"

    LMAO! It makes me LAUGH when people comment back with "egotistical" comments like that. Wow makes you look even more manly...That is if you are even a man
  • hikimber6
    I HATE STUPID PPL...why the fuck u on here dumbass cunt.....
  • hahaha he's saying this and his name is goonie4life!
  • FAIL
    YOU FAILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLl lol xD ... I love you !
  • pudd420
    and this comming from who call him(or her)self a "goonief4life", you and people like you are exactly whats wrong with this country and world ! closed minded ignorant fools who have nothing better to do than print negative comments about somthing and wich your teenie little mind couldn't possiby process. why bother visiting this site just go back to your world of warcraft or whatever you and your blowup lover want to do, leave us alone with our positive energy and good vibes. your the frickin loser, jackoff
  • hahaha
    those aren't guts, thats his dong
  • uwishuwereme
    That ain't no bigfoot....that's aunt edna....wondered where she wandered off to last Halloween....well now we know....anyone up for some hair pie!
  • glad_Im_not_u
    Sorry Dude..... she choked on my super schmeckle.
  • Meshuggah1324
    I just hope the feds don't try and cover it up and say that it's a hoax, when it's clearly real.
  • I think this is not a hoax. When i read some of the comments, i found that this news is already publish on the CNN, that's explained everything. But we must check the validity of this news. :)
  • hikimber6
    I agree with Meshuggah...That wuld really suck...I hate the feds,their always tryin to cover shit up...Shit that we have every right to know about...And I wished it were true only because Im tired of hearing about the myth..We need the truth ..And I truely feel that if these guys are lieing ,They need to be locked up...show the world we're not gonna put up with nomore hoaxes,its just down right bullshit and immature for ppl to do that....And why this world has to be full of retards and idiots...
  • NotSoGullible
    Do they think we are that gullible to believe this? Come on folks...use some common sense here. Next thing you know they will find Lochness Monster in Lake Michigan. As someone else stated, if this was real there would be good clear close up pictures. I think some folks have too much time on their hands
  • hikimber6
    Folks like you.????
  • denise
    I have been excited since I heard the news, even if it turns out fake or real, it's fun to dream of the great discoveries...remember, we recently proved that there are giant squid out there in the ocean.....
  • texashoncho
    I agree with you, this is exciting. But I have been a cynic in this cae because it seems so bogus and I hate it when these hoaxes get us excited for a disappointment. Al Capones vault, Alien Autopsy Roswell and so many others. If these guys were legit they would have the body at the conference instead more bogaus pictures and a DNA printout. I'm not ruling out the existence of a Bigfoot....but I think this is a hoax. These guys have hoaxed before...look them up on the net.
  • Sydney Cynic
    True, if this was real, the pictures would have been taken a lot closer up. At the moment it just looks like a matted up movie costume.
  • Panda
    Not to mention that if it was REALLY found it would be getting MUCH bigger news than this paper
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