Category: Odd + Funny Author : Duncan Riley Posted: March 13, 2009
Tags : funny, Nicolas Cage
From the team at Cracked comes this stunningly accurate Nicolas Cage movie plot generator.
Mar 14, 2009
That is pretty funny. He lost my respect as an actor after playing Ghostrider.
Mar 17, 2009
I'm COVERED IN BEES….. Eddie Izzard, lovely!
Mar 17, 2009
this makes me feel silly because i've only seen him in adaptation.. which doesn't really fit the mold.
Mar 17, 2009
You are “Pro McTagonist”.You are a good guy, but something is wrong with bees, and you, whose head is covered in them, is the only person who can get past things. However, your face and hair are all honeycombed [emphasis on the pun] with bees, and you must save the day wearing a bear suit, while your face and hair are still covered in bees.
He never rides a motorcycle in either of the National Treasure movies, though… he drives a car most of the time, and Riley drives a truck.
Mar 17, 2009
Hilarious! I definitely approve!
Mar 17, 2009
Sorry, but you left out the part where Nicholas Cage has to try and awkwardly swoon some girl way too hot for him.
Mar 17, 2009
loved it stumbled
Mar 17, 2009
Brilliant! Don't forget – You have a ridiculously hot love interest that is
A. Totally out of your league
B. Nauseous at the idea of kissing you
C. Desperate for work
D. All of the above
Mar 17, 2009
Funny stuff. I hate Nicholas Cage. He's a no talent hack.
Mar 17, 2009
although I did like it when he was burned alive.
Mar 17, 2009
Raising Arizona anybody?
Mar 17, 2009
Same with Leaving Las Vegas.
Mar 18, 2009
lol what is it with the hair??? i found it really hard to watch Ghostrider because it was like LOOK AT THE HAIR and your eyes kept wandering back to it so you end up missing the film anyway. lol
Mar 18, 2009
Cage got the Oscar, and it was well deserved, for his portrayal of an alcoholic in Leaving Las Vegas.
Mar 18, 2009
shite
Mar 19, 2009
yes, he is in fact the cuntiest. what a chudzorz
Mar 19, 2009
Can you come over here… I'm covered in BEES!
Mar 20, 2009
Your totallyy right!
Mar 21, 2009
kay but Lord of War doesn't really match wit this generator. and thats a film i really love, dont know what problems you guys have with nicolas
Mar 24, 2009
My problem is that he brutally raped and murdered Wickerman
That remake was a travesty
it was an insult to movies everywhere
Mar 29, 2009
gatos de jajas
Mar 30, 2009
Funny.. i just watched knowing friday. It was awesome when he asks that creepy dude where his son was.. then out of no where, ther dude shoop da whoops him
Apr 4, 2009
hello
Aug 3, 2011
<a href="http://www.jasonhyltoncourt.com">Nursing home derby</a>.