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Brandi Glanville Gets Drunk, Marries MMA Fighter Darin Harvey in Vegas

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While poor straight people were busy defending the much-embattled institution of marriage against the encroaching gays wishing to take their relationships to the legally-sanctified level, Mark Cibrian’s ex and Real Housewives star Brandi Glanville went off and got accidentally, drunkenly married in Las Vegas.

The union is, however, a star-crossed one- while Glanville seemed to tweet supportively about it at first, the union hit a rough patch around hour twelve. And the couple threw their all into the next few hours, working tirelessly on their marriage, before calling it quits a few hours later. Nah, that’s not really what happened- Twitter tells the story of two people who (one possessing the necessary penis, and the other, a vagina) got trashed on Patron and made a stupid decision in Vegas.

Glanville really did seem to be excited, at least through the haze of tequila- but Harvey was immediately and vocally regretful about his decision to wed the reality-show star. Glanville tweeted:

“My new husband is @darinharvey he is a great guy he manages MMA fighters his star is @RondaRoussey the best female MMA fighter on the planet… It wasn’t planned and we will handle it, but good times!”

And then somberly:

“I’m married again- suuuuuuck it!”

Whereas Harvey spoke of a lost hour in which the wedding apparently occurred. He began:

“Such a fun night with my fbff @BrandiGlanville… @BrandiGlanville new years eve 2012 pic.twitter.com/bmCrEtTi…”

Immediately following with some plausible deniability as well as some apparent pre-nup panic:

@BrandiGlanville did we really do it. remember Elvis then blacked out. Did I have you sign anything”

Harvey then tweeted about waking up “alone,” and tweeted of the woman who last said she was a “medicated mess” on the most recent Real Housewives episode:

“it’s a big blur bottle of Patron Elvis now I’m married. At least shes hot and sane.”

But Harvey’s placid reaction did not last. He soon started up tweeting again, adding several times that he planned an annulment as soon as is humanly possible:

“Don’t worry @BrandiGlanville and I had a crazy Vegas moment. Getting annulled tomorrow… no worries was a drunken BFF thing getting annulled… Everyone chill @BrandiGlanville and I were a bit ffffed in Vegas wanted to do something crazy so we did. Getting annulled still bff’s…”

Is this kind of thing a threat at all to the sanctity of marriage in your opinion?

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