40 Al-Qaeda Terrorists Killed….by The Black Death

Posted: January 18, 2009

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40 members of AQLIM (al-Qaeda in the Land of the Islamic Maghreb), the largest Al-Qaeda group outside the Middle East have died by the Black Death.

The plague, responsible for the deaths of an estimated 75 million people world wide during the 14th century, swept through the AQLIM training at a forest camp in Algeria, North Africa, and was only discovered when security forces found a body by a roadside.

According to The Sun, Al-Qaeda chiefs fear the plague may have been passed to other terror cells, and even Taliban fighters in Afghanistan. One security source quoted by the paper said “This is the deadliest weapon yet in the war against terror. Most of the terrorists do not have the basic medical supplies needed to treat the disease. It spreads quickly and kills within hours. This will be really worrying al-Qaeda.”

There is believed to be 1,000 terrorists attached to the camp where the outbreak took place, with many reported fleeing to other camps, potentially spreading the disease.

Category: Odd + Funny
Tags : al-qaeda, black death
Posted: January 18, 2009

By Duncan Riley

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9 Archived Responses to “ 40 Al-Qaeda Terrorists Killed….by The Black Death ”

Mello
Jan 18, 2009

Has anyone bothered to figure out how they got the plague to begin with? Perhaps Al Qaeda is not as alarmed by this as we think; maybe they have been planning to us the plague against the rest of the world. Do random plague epidemics usually pop up in the middle of the desert?
rachel
Jan 19, 2009

Just make sure none of those sick b*st*rds got on a plane headed for the USA.
Tarquin
Jan 19, 2009

Nice one god, put an end to Terrorism!!!
mitchell
Jan 19, 2009

Yess… God works in… well… you know the rest
jrsaint
Jan 19, 2009

ha ha, good luck stopping this epidemic. We westerners are pretty much immune to it or have great medical resources to combat it. have fun and good lick with banning the polio vaccine for your children. How fast can a terrorist with leg braces run? you want to live in the middle ages? good. now die like the fucking savage animal you are. Who would of thought that the Islamist religion would be taken out by a microscopic bug that can be controlled with simple medication, usually administered by a “horrible” Jewish doctor. What great advances to improving life has the musliam religion brought us? nothing but death and subjagation of anyone they can control. I am grinning from ear to ear thinking of the horrible death that is to come to all musliams that congregate with their terrorist breathen. Die, motherfuckers, die. the civilized world hates you and revels in your painful demise.
Kafir Harby
Jan 20, 2009

Hurray, 40 down, 1 billion to go!
John
Jan 20, 2009

Five minutes of googling reveals that the plague bacillus (Yersinia pestis) still causes several thousand human cases per year and can be transmitted by fleas from any animals, including camels, to humans. Over the last 20 years, there have been 1,000 to 5,000 human cases of plague and 100 to 200 deaths reported to the World Health Organization (WHO) each year. However, because of poor diagnostic facilities and underreporting, the number of cases is almost certainly much higher. Over the years, there has been a major shift in cases from Asia to Africa, where the Quaeda deaths took place. People are so quick to cry 'conspiracy'! Just because I hate you and you get sick doesn't mean that I made you sick.