I do not care if Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna have broken up for the umpteenth time this hour.
I just don’t. And neither should you. Yes, you. All of you.
For the life of me, I do not understand how this on-again, off-again couple’s played-up shenanigans to either save their canceled reality show or the pennies in their bank accounts that they managed to save from the series are the center of anyone’s attention now, then or forevermore.
I could easily say a lot about Rob and Chyna’s personal characters, but I won’t — mostly because this opinion would rightfully not be published, but really, it’s more obvious than not as to why neither one of those adults’ business is any of my — or your — concern.
Who I’m genuinely worried about right now and have been for months, for the record, is little Dream Kardashian.
Remember her? That is Rob and Chyna’s baby girl. That precious, sweet, innocent girl who they treated like a cash cow just days after her birth, and if you don’t believe me or think I’m just being spiteful for the sake of things, then explain to me how 8-month-old Dream Renee Kardashian, who probably wouldn’t know the difference between a laptop keyboard, a Casio keyboard or even a set of keys, somehow has a verified Facebook profile?
Go on. I’ll wait.
But, seriously, is she okay? Does Kim have her? Say what you will about Kim, but minus a few rocky moments as North and Saint’s mom in the beginning of her motherhood journey, she is an excellent mother (and Kanye’s not that bad of a dad, either).
Those kids clearly adore her and the proof is all over her social media pages, so don’t even try to tell me that she doesn’t have what it takes to watch over Dream right now (in case you were about to, I mean).
What about Kris, though? I mean, that’s Dream’s grandmother, right? What about Kourtney? She’s a good mom, too. Also, Khloe’s another aunt. Where is she right now?
As a matter of fact, where is everyone in the Kardashian/Jenner/West household/bloodline right now? Why have none of them made a statement about Dream’s safety or her whereabouts? Are you telling me that for all of their constant social media displays, not one of them can’t take a moment to hop on Twitter and be all, “Dream’s good. We have her”?
Like, are they that busy with filming Season 204 of Still Keeping Up With the Kardashians— Really?!
You know, it’s funny. Once upon a time, I thought I couldn’t care less about anyone with the name “Kardashian.” But, I guess kids are… different. Especially when, as much as we complained about them doing it, we were invited to get to know North and Saint and Dream and all of Kourtney’s kids, whose names I can’t remember other than their collective last, Disick, through our TV screens and social feeds.
And yes, I admit I have grown a little attached, safe to say, to little, sweet Dream. And I want her to be okay because, in the mess that her parents Rob and Chyna’s lives, she has to live through all of that.
They’re not going change anytime soon, or at least not until Chyna rightfully wins her case against that dolt baby daddy of hers for posting her nude pictures of her on the internet (“revenge porn” is a criminal offense, no matter what TMZ may be saying of the matter).
But my point is, none of that should even matter to anyone right now because there’s a baby involved. She’s the one we should be talking about right now. Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna or Angela Renee, whatever her real last name actually is, are going be fine, no matter which way these chips may fall. Yet, what about Dream?
Is she going to be okay after all of this?
[Featured Image by Greg Doherty/Stringer/Getty Images & Dream Kardashian/Facebook]