"Wow. That was some strong ‘grandpa’s had enough of your lip energy,'” Colbert joked.
"Watch your tone little mister. Knock it off with the grab-ass and the horseplay. This isn’t a dog-and-pony show. Were you born in a barn? If you were, grab a pail and start milking the cows because they’re coming home to roost, little boy blue! I fought in Korea!”