Charlie Sheen’s publicist finally quits

Add Charlie Sheen’s now-ex publicist to the list of people who can’t deal with his “Adonis DNA.”

Stan Rosenfield- translation to Hebrew not available at this time- called it quits this morning after Sheen “appeared” on TMZ. Among the many, many things Sheen to the gossip blog was an admission that Rosenfield lied on Sheen behalf after the actor presumably got Charlie Sheen high and trashed a room at New York’s super-swanky Plaza hotel while there were hookers in his employ and ex-wife Denise Richards and his children slept a few rooms away.

In a statement that could be damaging to Rosenfield’s credibility, Sheen admitted:

“I respect Stan … he was doing the best he could in that moment … had I confirmed with him, I probably would have come up with something better. “

Rosenfield fired back:

“I worked with Charlie Sheen for a long time and I care about him very much, however, at this time, I’m unable to work effectively as his publicist and have respectfully resigned.”

And because Charlie Sheen closely watches what people say about him on the internet, of course he has a retort for Rosenfield’s departure as his publicist:

“Pussy. He’s not allowed to quit, so you’re fired.”