Woman sues P Diddy for $100 Billion, claims he knocked her up and knocked down World Trade Center

Okay, chalk this up as the looniest of looney tune lawsuits of all time but according to the filing obtained by Radar Online Valerie Joyce Wilson Turks is claiming that P Diddy, along with his ex-girlfriend Kim Porter and Rodney King; famous for getting beat up by the LAPD, is responsible for the collapse of the World Trade Center.

It is because of this that P Diddy and the others first knocked down the WTC and then came and knocked her; and her children down – one of which is a result of her and P Diddy knocking boots together 24 years ago.

From RadarOnline we get some more of this stupidity:

She alleges that she has been subjected to abuse from 2001 – 2010 and that: “[Diddy] went through Kim Porter and Rodney King and knocked down the WTC and then they all came and knocked my children down. Set me up to be on disability and disabled my baby. he put my baby in a wheelchair.”

Valerie then goes on to say in her statement that is riddled with spelling and punctuation errors: “He date raped me 24 years ago and knocked me down him and Kim Porter and Wallace Wright, then Sean Combs and Kim and Wallace Wright came back 18 years later and raped and sexually abused my children and knocked my children down and crushed me and my children daily.

Ms. Turks is seeking $900 Billion in child support and the $100 Billion dollars for loss of income.