Holy Sex!

An Italian couple has given new meaning to seeing sex as a religious experience.

Someone caught the couple getting busy in their church’s confessional earlier this month. Evidently, the cries of “oh, God!” sounded a bit more passionate than the norm.

Police arrested the pair, who said they’d had too much to drink and “didn’t realize they’d gone too far.” Hey, it happens.

Lucky for them, though, the bishop has granted his forgiveness. Of course, the couple had to revisit the confessional to atone — which may have explained the lust-stricken look on the young lad’s face as he wistfully whispered every last Hail Mary.

In related news, an Italian church has just ordered a deep cleaning of all its kneelers.