Toothless Man Bites Off Neighbor’s Penis During Argument

A man has been found guilty by a court in Britain of biting his neighbors penis off during an argument about loud music.

Jason Martin, aged 41, who happens to only have one tooth, apparently bent over and bit the penis of his neighbor, Richard Henderson, aged 39, during an argument.

The argument began after Henderson sent Martin a text message requesting that he turn the music down on his Xbox. The argument which ensued between the neighbors soon descended into fisticuffs as the two men began to fight.

Even though Martin is toothless, apart from one tooth, it is alleged that he chomped away on Henderson’s penis so viciously that he severed most of it from his body.

The accused penis chomper vigorously denies the charges against him, saying that he would never do such a thing: “The thought of putting a man’s penis in my mouth. Well, it’s not for me. Not in a million years would I do it,” he said.

He admitted to police that he had grabbed Henderson’s “bits and bobs” during the course of the fight, nevertheless he was convicted by a jury at the Canterbury Crown Court in Kent, UK, and has been remanded in custody with sentencing due in October.

Henderson was wearing his pyjamas at the time of the fight and was taken, covered in blood, to the local hospital where surgeons reattached his penis.

He said about the incident: “My willy was not attached to the rest of my body. I have never experienced that kind of pain to this day and I don’t want to experience it ever again.”

The court was told that Martin had blood around his mouth when police arrived at the scene but he contended that the blood came from a “fat lip” he got during the scuffle. He told the jury during the trial: “I have only got a couple of teeth in the lower part of my mouth. I can’t even bite into a hard-boiled egg.”

Martin continued to protest his innocence: “I am not homosexual and there is no way I would put a man’s penis in my mouth. Even the thought of it makes me sick.”

When the judge asked him about the details of the fight: “You must have felt his penis and testicles in your hand?” Martin responded: “I didn’t know if it was his penis or his testicles or his upper leg or arm. I didn’t know what it was. I was just getting beaten up and I was scared.”

Mr. Henderson is said to be recovering well from the ordeal. It remains to be seen what punishment Jason Martin will receive when his case comes to court next month.