Naked Man Shatters Car Window With His Bare Butt

A naked man in Chicago cracked a cars windshield using nothing but the power of his naked butt.

The incident went down last week near the North Coast Music Festival at Union Park.

Driver Tom Carideo was on his way to pick up his children when the man came running around a corner.

Carideo tells UPI:

“This guy was literally running in circles naked as the day he was born,” Carideo said. “Then he looks at my car and goes into a full-out sprint and jumps, landing ass first on the right side of my windshield and shatters it.”

Carideo called 911 and grabbed a hockey stick from his car in case the man attacked.

The 911 call reveals that the man was “bleeding from the buttocks.”

Acting as a good citizen Carideo followed the drunken naked man. Eventually the naked windshield attacker began dancing in the middle of an intersection.


After his quick and very public naked dance the man began drinking water from a puddle located in the street.

When police arrived, they had to use a stun gun to subdue the man and take him into custody.

The naked man was identified as Sam Schauer, 22, of Auburndale, Massachusetts. The young man has been charged with a laundry list of charges that include reckless damage to property, resisting/obstructing police, reckless conduct, aggravated assault, and public indecency.

Police believe the naked man was under the influence of a hallucinogenic during the naked butt attack.