Penelope Cruz Directing Debut In Spicy Lingerie Ad [Video]

Did you know that Penelope Cruz has made her directing debut? The sultry 39-year-old Spanish beauty wrote and directed the spicy lingerie video for L’Agent by Agent Provocateur that you can see if you hit that button.

But first I’ve got to give you a word of warning. Cruz’s freshman directing video is in no way, shape, or form safe for work.

If you’re not already signed in at YouTube to prove your age and identity, they’re going to ask you.

Penelope Cruz‘ six minute video for the spicy lingerie’s Autumn/Winter 2013/14 campaign is fairly R-rated. Hey, it’s the story of a horny guy who has been out in the hot sun too long.

And suddenly he’s wandering through some mansion crammed full of dozens of girls hanging out wearing their L’Agent for Agent Provocateur line of underwear.

In case you’ve been orbiting Mars and don’t know the brand, it’s the upscale lingerie beloved of call girls, mistresses, and high end escorts just about everywhere. If you’ve ever walked into a store and they wanted $500 for a wisp of lace, well, it might have been Agent Provocateur.

The L’Argent label is the more affordable line designed with the help of Penelope and her sister Monica Cruz. So you can snag a bra for more like $74 than $740. Wheeee.

The new video might not be strong on plot. But something tells me you’ll get a kick out of it anyway.

The fans are loving it.

“I want a pair of those glasses if they do that,” said one YouTuber. Another one suggested that he would now be required to go ice down the family jewels.

So, you know, some of my readers would totally want to know about this footage.

What do you think of Penelope Cruz’s directing debut for Agent Provocateur?

[Penelope Cruz thumbnail photo by s_bukley / Shutterstock.com]