Greatest Intern Ever Recites Entire Mean Girls Script In 29 Minutes [Video]

Christopher Rosa loves Mean Girls more than you. Don’t believe me? Then watch the video at the foot of the page, which shows the intern of Next Movie recite the entire script from the 2004 comedy in just 29 minutes, even though it usually has a running time of 96.

The good people over at Next Movie have uploaded a video of Rosa, who they label as the Greatest Intern Ever, completing the task that they said couldn’t be down.

Rosa miraculously manages to squeeze every single line from the script of Mean Girls into the video in just 30 minutes.

The intern is currently working hard at the NextMovie website and it would appear that his next job is all but secure after his death-defying antics.

Rosa utters infamous lines from the screenplay, which was written by Saturday Night Live and 30 Rock star, Tina Fey, with aplomb.

These include the likes of “Gretchen, stop trying to make fetch happen!,” “Two for you Glen Coco, you go Glen Coco,” “She asked me how to spell orange,” and “I don’t know, I mean, she’s so weird, she just, you know, came up to me and started talking to me about crack.”

Users have started to respond to Rosa’s efforts, with one comment asking, “Is he a paid intern?,” and Next Movie confirmed that he is indeed reimbursed for his time there.

Others made their own references to the film, stating, “On Wednesdays he wears pink” whilst another remarks, “He’s too gay to function.”

Tina Fey adapted the script to Mean Girls from Rosalind Wiseman’s book, Queen Bees and Wanabees, and since its release in 2004, it has become a cult hit.

Mean Girls grossed close to $130 million at the box office, and a straight to DVD sequel also followed in 2011. However it didn’t feature any of the original cast, which included Lindsay Lohan, Rachel McAdams, and Amanda Seyfried.

Can you recite a movie in under 30 minutes?