Ke$ha was born with a tail, and she actually misses it.
The pop star has claimed that she is one of the tiny percentage of babies that are born with a “tail.” Normally, human embryos, each of which have a tail, absorb the growth; however, some children are born with a hint of it on their back.
It now seems as though Ke$ha is one of those individuals, and she told Heat magazine, “It was a tiny tail, about a quarter of an inch, then they chopped it off and stole my tail. That was when I was little. I’m really sad about that story.”
It’s still not known whether or not the pop star has hired a private investigator to locate the thief who stole part of her body.
Ke$ha’s tail revelation isn’t her most bizarre remark of the year. Her antics throughout 2013 have left many music fans bemused and flummoxed.
In February, she announced that she had written a song about her vagina, which isn’t too uncommon in the musical world, alongside her mother, which is slightly peculiar in not only the musical world but the entire world in general.
Discussing her lady parts, Ke$ha stated, “My vagina is in tip-top working order. Valeted and souped up and working 100 percent of the time.” Whilst she then revealed her writing process with her mother, explaining, “We write songs about boys and sex together. That may not be normal to the average psychiatrist out there but I think it’s pretty cool.”
Earlier in 2013, Ke$ha also admitted that she has drunk her own pee, noting, “I was told drinking my own pee was good, I was trying to be healthy. Somebody tried to take my pee away from me and I said, ‘That is mine!’ So I snatched it up and took a chug and it was really gross.”
Are you surprised that Ke$ha had a tail?