Next Goldeneye game will cause campers to explode

When playing a first-person shooter game against friends or online, do you like to sit in one spot, near to where the best weapons and/or armor spawns, waiting for your foes to come to you and receive a taste of pain?

Then you, my friend, are a camper. Or, as I prefer to call you (on my polite days), a cowardly, scum-sucking douchenozzle.

Fortunately, the developers of Goldeneye 007 for the Wii have found a solution: if you camp, you explode. Not you (sadly), but your character. The game – a sort-of-remake of the Nintendo 64 classic – will come with a multiplayer mode called “Move Your Feet”. When playing this mode, anybody staying still for three seconds will explode into itty-bitty pieces of flesh and bone and intestines.

Bitmob reports that this “worked beautifully in practice, morphing the map into a hectic affair that zeroed out any chance of a foe settling in to camp.” I fully approve this anti-camping strategy. Combine this with kicking quitters, and playing games online seems to be getting vaguely more tolerable all the time. Vaguely.

[Via Bitmob]