Lindsay’s lesbian lover lusted by London Ladies causing Lindsay to lose it

Lindsay Lohan has revisited tantrum territory with some help from Mr Smirnoff and some luscious lesbian loving London ladies.

Lindsay hit London with lover Samantha Ronson Thursday night, with Ronson DJaying at Chinawhite for the (funnily named given Lindsay’s past) Fu&k Rehab Night. All started well, with Lindsay (seriously) hiding her vodka drinking in fruit cups, but it’s when Samantha started doing her thing when things took a dive.

The ladies love Samantha, and why wouldn’t they, she looks like a man, and they started throwing underwear at her…then it was on. Jealous tantrums and lovers tiffs, and “an undignified scuffle at 4am.”

The pair were rumored to be flying to Paris the next day to buy engagement rings, but no word yet if the tiff has put a freeze on what would have been the biggest lesbian wedding since Ellen and Portia.