Joe Francis book says Paris Hilton smuggled coke and ecstasy in her hoo-ha

Joe Francis, the notoriously slimy proprietor of the Girls Gone Wild franchise of semi-porn, is back in court over a “tell-all” book written by a former GGW cameraman, titled FLASH!

In the book, former Francis employee Ryan Simkin, recounts an incident wherein Francis allegedly requested he bring cocaine and ecstasy to Paris Hilton. Hilton, who was in a relationship with Francis at the time, was flying to France to meet her then-boyfriend, and the quantity of contraband was fairly large. Simkin alleges that he asked what we would all ask:

“I took out the Camel box (of cocaine and ecstasy) and handed it to her, and she thanked me. We talked for a minute or two about the apparent difficulty of procuring those drugs in Europe. I asked if she was flying private, and she said, “No, commercial.” And then as politely as I could, I asked her how she planned on traveling with that amount of blow and X. She held the box in her right hand, and then with an underhand swoop like a lower case J, she demonstrated exactly how she intended to beat airport security. She even whistled as she did it. A little alley-oop with the Camel Box, straight up her snatch. Classic.”

Francis is suing to stop the sale of Simkin’s book, but neither he nor Hilton have commented on the “box of drugs in the vagina” incident.

[Gawker]