Heidi Klum Bares Butt, Gets Sunburn, Has More Fun Than You In Bahamas

So Heidi Klum went to the Bahamas, bared her butt, got sunburned, and just generally had a way better time than you did on this extended Fourth of July weekend. You know that person who always has way cooler and better pictures to post to Instagram than you do?

Heidi Klum is that person, and she seems to have tweeted her entire vacation to make sure that you know about it.

On the Fourth of July she got all her ducks in a row and squeezed into an itty bitty white bikini so that she could wave the flag.

For some reason it looks like a better use of her time than going on an anti-fireworks rampage or any of a dozen other fireworks-related ways the rest of us spent this weekend. She may be 40, but she still has a professional model’s figure — and she knows how to wear a bikini.

Somehow, as a consequence of all this fun and sun, she managed to get badly sunburned. By July 6, Heidi Klum was pulling down her bikini bottom to show off the contrast between her bare butt and her sun-blistered skin. Ouch.

Let’s take a look at the photographic evidence.

Admit it. You thought I was kidding about the ducks.

Heidi Klum gets a way better view than us mere mortals.

Another bikini shot, with nice dramatic light to emphasize Klum’s shapely silhouette.

Yeah, so you noticed that I skipped something. About that July 6 Heidi Klum bare butt photo…here’s the thing. A close-up shot of Klum’s mostly exposed rear end makes a nice photo for somebody but maybe not for a PG-13 site. So you’ll have to go to Instagram to see that one.

Be warned that it’s Not Safe For Work. Don’t click the link and then come back crying that you saw way more of Heidi Klum’s bare butt than you expected. Deal?

[all photos by Heidi Klum via Instagram]