Kool-Aid Drinker Allegedly Punches Dad Over Mixing Technique

Flordia man punches dad after fight over Kool-Aid

Cocoa, FL — A man was taken into custody for allegedly punching his dad when they argued about how to make Kool-Aid.

You might even say that the man lost his Kool.

According to a local news report, the suspect allegedly struck his father three times in the head when the older man, who walked with a cane, tried to give his son some fatherly advice about throw to properly make the sugary drink. Brandon Crosley, 22, was later charged with elder abuse when police located him at another residence. He was taken to was taken to Brevard County Jail and was held at the time on $1,000 bail in the incident that occurred on Wednesday.

Were you even ware that there was more than one way to make Kool-Aid? Although alleged domestic violence is no joke in any way, shape, or form, MSN quips that “Making Kool-Aid is a delicate process: too much water and that’s all you can taste, too little and you may as well be drinking the powder. Apparently, it can be frustrating when you’re trying to concentrate on making the perfect Kool-Aid and somebody butts in like they know better than you.”

In another Kool-Aid-related incident in the Sunshine State, a man allegedly called 911 approximately 80 times last month to request a home delivery of Kool-Aid, burgers, and weed. Instead, he was charged with misusing the 911 system.

In case you didn’t know that Kool-Aid (which is owned by Kraft Foods) was still in business, earlier this year the company unveiled its new Kool-Aid Man — which has been around since 1954 — and noted that in addition to getting a new look, the CGI mascot will also be given a new personality.

The rebooted computer-generated Kool-Aid Man will do much more than just break through walls and shout “oh yeah.” Instead, the new Kool-Aid Man will be shown as a celebrity trying to fit in with normal people.