Humanity one step closer to finding every meal of the day in a can

If last month’s Candwich wasn’t indication enough we’ve deevovled as a species enough to find all sources of possible nourishment beneath a pull-tab, you’ll be pleased to know that now you can get pancakes in a can because Slim-fast is for pussies.

Once the candwiches hit market (they’re currently tied up legally) you can add chicken in a can to your dietary plan and eat three meals a day without leaving your recliner.