Report: Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston call it quits after he knocks up another girl

If the latest scuttlebutt is to be believed about the recent reunion of Sarah Palin’s daughter Bristol and her babydaddy Levi Johnston, the rekindling is off after Palin discovered that Johnston didn’t learn his lesson the first time.

Bristol’s BFFs say she’s “heartbroken” over the revelation that Johnston might be a dad again, but the rumors also say that Levi is one of three potential suspects ex-girlfriend Lanesia Garciabedded during the “probable week of conception.” Seriously, who has that kind of time?

Levi insists the baby isn’t his, but no one really knows for sure,” a source told exclusively.

“Levi is one of three possible fathers who were with Lanesia during the probable week of conception.”

The 19-year-old poster child for abstinence only sex-ed is said to seriously be rethinking her commitment to a man who habitually refuses to wrap his cheese. Bristol is reportedly only talking to Levi via text right now, and Palin’s camp says no final decision has been made. Please insert your own Maury Povich joke here.