The internet always wins. (And if you haven’t read Allie Brosh’s hilarious MS Paint epic comic Hyperbole and a Half, prepare yourself to lose half a day’s worth of productivity. Full text here, clip below.)
Then the guilt from my ignored responsibilities grows so large that merely carrying it around with me feels like a huge responsibility. It takes up a sizable portion of my capacity, leaving me almost completely useless for anything other than consuming nachos and surfing the internet like an attention-deficient squirrel on PCP.