A novelty bra has captured the attention of the internet, because it not only enhances a woman’s natural curves, but it’s filled with booze.
The site shiling the item is quick to point out that it’s not meant as seriously supportive lingerie, but allows the wearer to enjoy a the drink of her choice in a variety of venues:
Take a bottle of wine, a mixed drink or even a fifth of your favorite hard stuff to the movies, concerts, ball games, even PTA meetings. Sporting a rack that will turn heads and serving a beverage that will have guys standing in line for a sip of your secret stash! With simple blow into the tube it’s easy to keep that full look even as you drink from your secret stash.
Of course, anyone using it will be drinking body temperature alcoholic beverages from a giant, attached to someone straw, which is kind of squicky. The site says the bra is “optimized for smaller cup sizes,” and that it holds up to 25 ounces of fluid. While the site touts the item as “better than a boob job, and cheaper too,” you can’t drink up a boob job while at a barbeque. The item is marked at $39, on sale for $29.