Tiger Woods Divorce: $750 Million In Hush Money

Tiger Woods’ divorce is set to be finalized next week, and the bill won’t come in cheap: $750 million to be precise.

Outgoing wife Elin Nordegren will receive the $750 million on the condition that she doesn’t speak to the media, either now or at any time in the future. She also gets full custody of the pairs children, 3-year-old Sam and 1-year-old Charlie. Tiger will get to see the kids on occasion, but only on the condition that he doesn’t bring any hookers girlfriends with him.

According to reports, the settlement may be the biggest ever divorce settlement for a celebrity, and is certainly the biggest ever for a sports star.

The final divorce hearing is scheduled for next week.