Don’t Women Learn? Charlie Sheen To Marry Brooke Mueller

Brooke Mueller must be in a bubble to be going through with her marriage to Charlie Sheen… yes, this allegedly terminal potty-mouth, escort lovin’ “bad boy” has found yet another woman to ensnare. The two are rumored to be getting ready to tie the knot tonight in another Hollywood-style, shotgun wedding. Because Brooke might be pregnant! Perhaps Sheen’s sperm isn’t as infested as Denise Richards made it out to be.

According to rumors, Denise is totally aware that the wedding is tonight, which actually makes me pretty excited. I’m praying that she crashes her way in and spices up her lame reality show.