Thou Shalt Not Film Porn At Your Catholic Alma Mater (You Will Be Ticketed)

Lincoln, NE – A woman was ticketed for trespassing and public nudity after she had participated in an X-rated porn shoot at Pius X High School, her alma mater. She says she did it to get back at her classmates who mocked her dream of becoming a porn star.

Valerie Dodds, aka “Val Midwest,” is a 19-year-old aspiring porn star who claims she held a porn shoot at her former Nebraska Catholic school to get revenge on students (and teachers) who made fun of her career ambitions.

“Everyone at my high school had something rude to say to me when I started my website and so this is my tribute to all of you lol,” Dodds wrote on her website.

She was photographed nude on the school’s football field, where she flaunted her figure in front of the Catholic institution’s motto “Restore All Things in Christ.” She also allegedly masturbated during the May 13 shoot.

She came back on Tuesday for a slew of new shots, posing in front of the high school in broad daylight wearing nothing but white panties and pasties. She was covered just enough to avoid trouble for the second shoot, but Lincoln cops ticketed her anyway for her topless display last month.

“I got ticketed for trespassing and public nudity! Pius decided to call the Lincoln Police Department AND Crime Stoppers because ‘GOD’ couldn’t help them out on this one I guess LOL!” Dodds wrote on her Facebook page.

She told ABC affiliate KETV that she had a rough time at Pius X, and that classmates frequently branded her a “slut.”

“That’s when all the Pius kids were saying mean things, and that’s when I decided to go there and show them I’m here to stay,” she said.

The school said that it would keep calling the cops on Dodds if she chose to return and remove her clothing on campus.

“More important to us, however, is that we constantly follow our school’s motto: To Restore All Things in Christ,” Pius X officials said in a statement. “To that end, we are praying for the young lady and her family, and we stand ready to offer forgiveness and support should she seek it.”

In our day and age, I wouldn’t be surprised if she’s offered a contract with Vivid tomorrow.

You can check out pictures of Valerie Dodds here, here and here, but be warned: In case you couldn’t tell from the story, they’re NSFW.