[NSFW] Gaming gear for strippers

Gaming really has conquered all demographics, eh?

That up there isn’t Kirsten Schaal, as I first thought, but French burlesque performer Lady Tornade, a strip-tease artist from Paris. In between taking her clothes off for bored businessmen, Tornade finds time to stitch these gaming-themed pasties. Yeah, pasties. Apparently that’s the name for those little bits of sequinned fabric covering her nipples.

According to Kotaku, Lady T spends a week hand-crafting each pair, sequin by sequin, and charges between €30 and €40 ($40 – $54) for each.

As you can see, she’s done a Super Mushroom pair, and is proudly modelling her Pac-man pasties below. You can even pay a little more for custom designs – around €60, or $80. The user is supposed to glue these to their chest, and special adhesive is supplied. In case, er, you’re interested in a purchase (first reader to order an Earthbound pair wins a cookie!).

[Gamalive, via Kotaku]