Britney Wants To Be Watched

Britney’s been updating her site with some super-riveting stuff, y’all! Don’t you want to work out with Britney? Granted, she does look hot in the new video featured on her site, but she doesn’t do anything cool like creative syncopated moves with her trainer or something with punches and kicks.

Britney fans are eating it up, of course. My favorite message was posted on her video post, saying “Dear Britney and the crew! I have a great idea: WHY NOT CREATE A VIDEO WITH BRITNEY EXERCISES? I THINK IT WOULD SELL LIKE CRAZY! AND I WOULD ALSO BUY IT! :).”

You have to be the obsessive-level Britney fan to think that this is cool.