Poor Gwyneth Paltrow says, “I’m never going again” after last weekend’s high-profile Met Ball, reminding us again why everyone thinks Gwyneth Paltrow is kind of a whiny pain in the ass.
While most plebes will never go anywhere as fancy as the Met Ball, Gwyneth finds the whole thing to be horrible, it would seem.
If you think working for minimum wage and not having insurance sucks, you have no real level of perspective to understand the torture endured by Gwyneth Paltrow before she declared she’s never going again to the Met Ball.
Paltrow reportedly told USA Today:
“I’m never going again. It was so un-fun. It was boiling. It was too crowded. I did not enjoy it at all.”
Before Paltrow declared she was never going again to the Met Ball, she did recall some happy memories from the gala — mainly, Miranda Kerr’s dress and discussing with Miranda Kerr how fabulous her dress was and how pretty Kerr is.
Earlier in the week, Gwyneth toldEntertainment Weekly:
“She was wearing a black Michael Kors dress that was sort of like a sparkling bandeau, and her whole stomach was showing. It was really beautiful. It was a little punk-y.”
The Avengers‘ star continued:
“[Miranda] is just so pretty, it’s abnormal … I was like, ‘Is it weird to be that pretty?’ And she was like, ‘No.'”
Paltrow didn’t walk the red carpet with spouse and Coldplay singer Chris Martin, something she says is an effort to keep their relationship “private.”
It’s not clear if anything specific precipitated Paltrow’s “I’m never going again” statement about the Met Ball, but the event is hosted by Vogue — and the star has graced seven of the massive mag’s covers so far.