Tila Tequila Has Superpowers, Y’all [Video]

You have permission to go Google Tila Tequila right now, but after you figure out who she is, come right back here for a pretty bizarre video.

Tila Tequila, a 31-year-old model and television personality known for her MTV reality show A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila, has superpowers. Honest-to-goodness superpowers. Specifically, she can create balls of energy and electricity out of thin air.

This is according to her seven-minute video posted to YouTube titled “Super Human Abilities: Tila Tequila Creating Energy Balls & Electricity Out of Thin Air!”

To be fair to Ms. Tequila, she has been in and out of headlines quite a bit lately for other strange-to-bizarre-to-tragic antics, and frankly, she has us a little worried about her health and safety.

She has been in and out of rehab over the past couple of years, and is reportedly battling drug abuse and an eating disorder. She also recently attempted suicide and live-tweeted her own miscarriage. If you can believe it, that’s just the greatest hits.

In any case, to the superpowers video. In it, you can’t really even tell it’s her because she’s out of frame (she just woke up). Instead, the video shows her hands shifting back and forth playing with invisible Dragon Ball chi for about seven minutes.

She talks about purple and green lights, swirling smoke and lasers, but for some reason her webcam isn’t picking any of that up.

But Tila is adamant about her abilities, insisting there is not movie magic.

“It’s all me, baby. It’s all me,” she says proudly. “I made a wormhole last night, I melted the wall. So crazy.”

Watch Tila Tequila’s superpowers video below:

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