Cute Kid Sorry For ‘Pinching’ Brother ‘In The Nuts,’ Offers Him $1

It’s probably very true to say that nine-year-old Zac did everything he could to make amends with his brother, whom he “pinched” in the nuts.

Apology letters from kids are easily among the most adorable and awkwardly hilarious things in existence, and Zac’s letter to his wounded brother is no different. His mother was so impressed with the honesty and humor in the note that she put it on Facebook, where it was picked up by the South Australian publication adelaidenow.

In the letter, nine-year-old Zac profusely apologizes to his five-year-old brother for “pinching” him in the nuts. Zac empathizes with the pain he has caused his younger brother and says that he understands and an apology doesn’t fully cut it. That’s why he offers monetary remuneration. Of $1.

“To the best brother ever!

“I’m very sorry that I pinched you in the nuts. I’m so sad that I feel the pain. I know that this note won’t completely make it up for you so heres $1.00 all for you! I know it doesn’t make the pain go away and I can’t put a band-aid on it! You wouldn’t be able to pee! I hope you better in the morning buddey!

“Love from Zac.”

The publication put out a call for other cute letters from kids, which you can check out here. One of particular note was from a four-year-old girl regarding her two-year-old brother. She asked her parents how to spell “brother” and what their home phone number was. Later, she produced a note which read: “For sale, brother $8000 comes with own bed and toys, phone Jade.”

If you’re going to sell your kid brother, you might as well get a head start on your college fund.

[Image via: Ilya Andriyanov,]