Like gaming? Hate fun? Try FarmVille!

Again, I must admit I’ve never played FarmVille.

I don’t know if it’s any fun, I just know my enjoyment of Facebook skyrocketed by exactly 167% when I hid all FarmVille notifications. Some people seem to like it. And by some people, I mean all of my aunts. I’m not even really that interested in new games because I’ve been trying to beat Kid Icarus since like 1987.

If FarmVille had a commercial, it might look like this: