This just in: Sofia Vergara’s boobs are real.
If you’re 12, you probably ask yourself the time-honored question “real or fake” quite frequently when you see busty celebrities photographed wearing skimpy clothing, and sooner or later, the buck has to stop at Sofia Vergara. The Colombian beauty is absolutely flawless from every angle, and at age 40, Vergara is one of the few who prove that it is possible to age like wine.
In a recent interview with Vogue, the star of ABC’s Modern Family talked about her now-legendary curves, and said that having such an ample bust sometimes makes it difficult for her to squeeze into her red carpet attire.
“I mean, a normal girl will just put the dress on and leave. I need them to be like an armory. My dresses are like a work of art inside because, you know, I am 40 years old, I had a baby, and I am a 32F boob.” Vergara explained.
So, “real or fake?” Real. 100 percent real.
“And they are real still. When they are fake, you take the bra off and they are still there, perfect! Me—no, so I have to bring them up! I have to build the dresses up to here so that the bras—ach, it’s a whole, der—ugh—tchah!” she exclaimed.
But that’s not the first time Vergara has been both appreciative and frustrated with her breasts. In an interview with Self in 2010, she said:
“When I was 13, I got these ridiculous boobs. I wanted surgery. I told my mom, ‘As soon as I’m older, please take these boobs away.’ She said, ‘Sofía, shut up. When you’re 18, it will be different.’ I was like, ‘Why would I want these huge tits? I’m a 34DD.’ It’s hard to dress. No matter what I wear, I look like a stripper. That said, I’m grateful I have them, and honestly, they’ve helped me a lot in my career. And I’ve always felt sexy.”
Fun fact, Vergara’s publicist once advised her to get a breast reduction, but her mother talked her out of it. “My mother almost had a heart attack. She was like, ‘God is going to punish you! You can’t cut your boobs!’ I don’t regret not doing it, because now it’s become a big part of [her character on ‘Modern Family’],” she explained.
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