Rapper Bow Wow Tweets drunk, while driving

Rapper (Lil) Bow Wow got drunk and stupid in Miami, something that may have escaped the gossip columns save for Twitter.

Bow Wow tweeted his drunken antics for much of last night, deleting the offensive tweets and apologizing, but not before all the gossip blogs grabbed screenshots. On his @bowwow614 Twitter feed, he first posted a preemptive apology for potentially offensive tweets to follow:

Im bout to be fucked up n drunk tweeting. Im saying sorry now for what i might tweet. But fuck it ! Im young n rich im goin hard 2nite

A few hours later, he made good on his stupid drunk tweets threat, posting twice about taking his Lamborghini out for a spin while so intoxicated he couldn’t feel his face.

Face numb im whippin the lambo. Tipsy as fuck. Just left the @livmiami

Im fucked up!!! Ohhhh damn. Y i drive the lambo. Chris might have to drive after next spot

Around noon today, regret kicked in and Bow Wow apologized for the crime-in-commission tweets:

Apologize for that tweet. it was stupid and immature. not a way i want to kick my #2010 year off. i got too much good stuff lined up. my bad

First time DUI offenses in Florida can carry sentences of 6-9 months. While it’s unlikely Bow Wow will face charges for his behavior, it’s also unlikely he’ll get away with a >140 character apology. If you so drunk and rich, Bow Wow, how come you couldn’t hire a driver?