Ron Jeremy Cleared For Sex: Porn Actor Recovers From Aneurysm

After almost a month in a Los Angeles hospital, legendary porn star Ron Jeremy has been cleared to have sex again.

Ron “The Hedgehog” Jeremy was hospitalized last month from an aneurysm near his heart. Though his condition was unknown and feared critical, he has apparently fully recovered and has been “cleared for duty” by docs.

“They said to me at the clinic, that if you can walk up two flights of stairs you’re able to have sex,” he told TMZ. “So I walked up two flights of stairs and three additional stairs.”

The 59-year-old was in critical condition at the beginning of his hospitalization, and he was required to abstain from sex for several weeks.

Though Jeremy is officially retired from raunchy films like 21 Hump Street and What’s Butt Got To Do With It, but he still makes frequent cameos in television and film.

In celebration of his recovery, The Huffington Post included several notable quotes from the famous porn legend. Let’s take a closer look at the words of Ron Jeremy.

“My goal in life is to be an actor.” Mission accomplished?

“Sex is simple – love is painful.” Sagely words, Hedge.

“At any given time there are about 24 reliable woodsmen, guys who keep good erections in the American porn scene. You know, myself, Randy West, Peter North, Tom Byron.” You call successful male porn actors “woodsmen?”

“I’d like to see Richard Burton or Sir John Gielgud or Sir Laurence Olivier do Macbeth, memorizing all that dialogue, and have a boner.” That would be entertaining.

Are you happy that Ron Jeremy has been cleared for sex?