Mariah Carey’s looking for people to design her a “luscious pink” dress (gag) in a partnership with Elizabeth Arden. The chosen design might benefit Breast Cancer Awareness, but couldn’t they have found a celeb who doesn’t look like she steals clothes from teenagers?
Mariah’s on the panel of judges along with “fashion experts,” but I have a feeling Mimi Will Get Her Way. I’m going to help the designers out: make it short, make it lycra, and make it boring! Done.