No Wardrobe Malfunctions For Carrie Underwood: She’s A Never-Nude

Hey, why hasn’t country star Carrie Underwood suffered one of those odious wardrobe malfunctions yet? Well, because she’s kind of a “never-nude” according to a recent interview.

Speaking to Allure, Underwood talked country music, revealed her thoughts on gay marriage, and discussed why you’ll never see her suffer a wardrobe malfunction. You see, whenever she has to wear a potentially revealing outfit onstage, she wears shorts underneath kind of like a “never-nude” (or at least the ones depicted on Arrested Development).

“Underneath every skirt, every dress, I’m wearing shorts. So that everyone in the world knows, if I ever fell down, nobody would get a peek at anything,” Underwood said.

She also talked about her acceptance of the homosexual lifestyle, which she rooted in her Christian faith.

“I’m in favor of acceptance. And I am a Christian person, and I do love the Lord, and I feel no matter who you are,what you believe, how you live your life, it’s not my place to judge.”

In case you didn’t know, Hayden Panetierre admitted to modelling her character on Nashville after Underwood, reports Us Magazine. But Carrie says country stars aren’t like that at all down south.

“I’m not like that at all. It’s juicy, but I hope not everybody thinks that everything goes down like that in Nashville, and we’re evil. To be honest, I’ve been fortunate enough to work with other types of music — and we’re the least drama-rific people.”

Are you a fan of Carrie Underwood? I have to admit, going “never-nude” is a pretty smart move to avoid a wardrobe malfunction. But we all know those stars do it on purpose anyway.