Worst Pickup Tactic Ever: Busty woman hit on via mail-order lingerie shipment

23-year-old Emily McNulty from London, U.K. is an attractive woman who also happens to have a large bust, so she’s probably used to guys gawking and propositioning her. But she was gobsmacked recently when she opened up a mail-order package containing some specialty lingerie she had ordered.

Inside the package containing her expensive new 32JJ lilac bra and thong set was a note that read:

“Hey Georgeous, Nice stuff! If you fancy giving me a private show, call me on 07841 ******, Matthew J xx.”

So Emily called the number and a man who identified himself as Matthew Jones answered. When confronted about the note, Jones hung up the phone and wouldn’t answer when she tried to call back.

Emily, a clothing store manager, told The Sun:

“I opened the box and saw the note on the wrapping around the underwear. I thought it must be a joke, that a friend put it there.

But then I realised it had been in the packaging and had not been opened. It’s really creepy. It could be someone playing a joke or some weirdo being sleazy.”

During a call to the company she ordered the lingerie from, which specializes in making underwear for large busted women, Emily was told that no-one by the name of Matthew Jones worked there and that no Matthew works there at all.

A company spokesperson then tried to offer McNulty vouchers as a show of good will but she refused.

Photo via TheSun.co.uk