Women Allegedly Assault Boyfriends For Taking Last Beer, Having The First Orgasm

Vanessa Robinson was charged with aggravated assault after she allegedly cut her boyfriend multiple times — for taking the last beer. James Gallone reportedly tried leaving Robinson’s apartment with the last Colt 45.

Gallone, who had purchased the beer, allegedly tried to leave his girlfriend’s apartment in Hempfield Township, Pennsylvania, according to Trooper Steve Limani of Pennsylvania State Police.

“The person who purchased the alcohol says, ‘I’m leaving;’ goes to grab the beer that he had purchased. The female was arguing with him that, ‘you’re not taking the beer,'” Limani reports. “It ended up becoming a physical altercation.”

The fight began with kicking and pushing. Beer poured onto the floor, and Robinson allegedly grabbed a knife.

Limani reported that, before Gallone could disarm her, Robinson had cut him “in the arm, neck, back, and stomach areas.”

Robinson was taken into custody.

It’s not the first case of a girlfriend beating her boyfriend up. Racquel Gonzalez allegedly assaulted her boyfriend on Monday after they had sex.

A police reports states that Gonzalez assaulted her boyfriend because, during sex, he had an orgasm. She did not.

The couple from Manatee County, Florida began fighting when she allegedly became angry that her boyfriend, Esric Davis, had an orgasm. According to Davis, she began to hit and scratch him.

Davis suffered minor injuries to his nose and eyes. Authorities report that Davis said she “goes off” on him often “from issues in her past.”

Gonzalez was charged with felony domestic battery. The police report said that she was belligerent and did not cooperate with police when arrested. During the arrest, Gonzalez allegedly told deputies, “I have scratches on me too from where he tried to restrain me when I lost it.”

As The Huffington Post quips, “Hell hath no fury like a woman denied the last beer.” Or an orgasm.

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