Jimmy Fallon Rants About Thanksgiving As Robert Pattinson

Jimmy Fallon Rants About Thanksgiving As Robert Pattinson

Jimmy Fallon introduced his latest Thanksgiving edition of “Robert Is Bothered” on Late Night Wednesday.

According to TODAY, said this before revealing the “Robert Is Bothered” clip:

“It turns out Robert Pattinson is really really bothered by a lot of things. This guy is so angry … that a couple of years ago, he started his own website called RobertIsBothered.com just so he can talk about all the different things that bother him.”

In the video, Fallon dressed up as Pattinson’s Twilight vampire, Edward Cullen. Fallon’s character then launches into a tirade about the holiday. He said:

“Thanksgiving bothers me. Thanksgiving is stupid! And which day is Thanksgiving anyway? All I know is it’s the fourth Thursday in November. What kind of a day is that?! … Well guess what, Thanksgiving? No particular date, no particular thank you!”

It wasn’t just the lack of an actual date that bothered “Pattinson”. He’s also not impressed by the traditional Thanksgiving foods either. He said:

“Turkeys are stupid, they bother me. You murder a turkey, rip out its insides, then you shove a bunch of bread up its butt, and then you cook it for hours, then expect me to eat it and say thanks!”

He continued to complain by saying, “Stuffing, cooked in a butt, not sanitary. Butternut squash, wants to be a pumpkin but it’s not. Get a real job. Cranberries, too sour, no thank you. And here we go, mashed potatoes … actually, I like mashed potatoes.”

This isn’t the first time Fallon has impersonated Robert Pattinson in order to complain about things. Past “Robert Is Bothered” videos have taken on the subjects such as Snickers ads, Harry Potter star Daniel Radcliffe, Christmas, iPads and more.

Here is Fallon’s “Robert Is Bothered” Thanksgiving special.