Disgraced Attorney Draws Penises Everywhere, Poops On Floor After Office Eviction

Dallas, TX – After being disbarred, charged with four felonies, and evicted from his office building, disgraced attorney Tom Corea allegedly spent his final hours in his office drawing penises everywhere.

A state district judge put Corea back in jail Wednesday morning after he had allegedly trashed his Design District office, drawing penises all over the walls and available surfaces following an eviction last month, reports Dallas News.

Earlier this year, Corea was charged with four felonies after allegations that he had been stealing from clients came to light. He was arrested, though he was released after posting bond.

Weeks later, he was evicted from his upscale office for not paying rent, ordered to be out by October 31. Doug Molny, the president of the real estate company that represents the building, showed up the next day to survey the property, reports MSN.

He found what he called “complete destruction,” including granite counters destroyed by what appeared to be a sledgehammer; doors, light fixtures, cabinets, and appliances destroyed or removed, “penis graffiti on every single wall throughout the building,” and both urine and feces on the floor.

So, not only did Corea allegedly trash his old office and draw penises everywhere, he also took a dump on the floor before he left.

In court, the judge was presented with photos of the damage, which included a derogatory message aimed at the Arizona judge who found him in contempt of court during an unrelated case. The graffiti included that judge’s name and 505 area code phone number.

The judge seemed to consider this piece of evidence to be the clincher in the case against Corea.

“I doubt seriously there are any random vagrants in the Dallas area that are familiar with area code 505,” said the judge.

Corea’s new bond was set at $500,000. That’s what you get for drawing penises on walls and pooping on the floor.